None. I am in no way qualified to dish out advice. At all. A sample listing of things I am also not qualified to do:
- Perform general dentistry
- Swim the English Channel
- Swim any channel
- Change a television channel (without use of remote)
- Pilot an aircraft
Judge a figure skating competition (Debatable.)SEE NOTES BELOW.
- Rebuild a transmission
- Represent the LBC
NOTES: Changed during 2014 Olympics, because some of them bitches was robbed.