None. I am in no way qualified to dish out advice. At all. A sample listing of things I am also not qualified to do:

  • Perform general dentistry
  • Swim the English Channel
  • Swim any channel
  • Change a television channel (without use of remote)
  • Pilot an aircraft
  • Judge a figure skating competition (Debatable.) SEE NOTES BELOW.
  • Rebuild a transmission
  • Represent the LBC

NOTES: Changed during 2014 Olympics, because some of them bitches was robbed.